Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Annie - The Ugly Red Headed Orphan

Put on an ugly shirt, skirt, or mask for all I care. Exteriors are not hard to see through. There is nothing uglier than someone with a piss-poor attitude. Today, I will introduce the most ill-behaved character in this storyline. Annie. Sure, this is not the heinous creatures real name, but it is her true nickname. I am almost certain that this confused child thinks she shits pure gold. Needless to say, she drives me bananas. Everything she does irks me. From her cackle of a laugh, to the disgustingly blatant PDA expressed to her boyfriend, to her ratty red hair, she gets under my skin. I know, I know. I am letting her bother me too much. I CAN NOT HELP IT.  She goes to church week after week to gain the "Christian Credit" she ever so desires only to be a total and complete BITCH until the next Sunday rolls around. I get along with her friends. Even her family. There is just something about her spirit of entitlement and arrogance that gets me.

I'd blame her shit-headed-ness on the fact that she has red hair, and therefore, no soul, but I have plenty of red headed friends that are quite nice, so I won't let one bad apple (most likely a Red Delicious due to the fact they're all red heads) ruin the bunch.



Keep Ripping,
Blythe Anderson

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